What is Personette?
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1)A word of French origin meaning "Little Person"
2)To go around the city with an undeserved sense of accomplishment and while everyone looks at your face in disbelief, you continue to thrash your face into the nearest STOP sign, to the point of bleeding and/or facial disfigurement.
3)A sexual act between two dwarf males, where the first participant inserts their penis into the other persons anal opening and continues to present anal intercourse until he pulls out to ejaculate all over the nearest photo of Bill Cosby, then both participants continue to "jack-off" to the image while saying phrases such as "EWHMAHGAWD I THINK I JUST SAW AN ANGEL" or "OH MYY, BROWN MEN GET IN MEEE" towards the picture.
4)The process of eating a chocolate cat while making love to a pregnant water buffalo. This act is usually achieved provided the participant is extremely short and most likely homosexual or a "wanna be" guido.
5) To commit the act of shouting "I wish I had a big pair of brown veiny balls in my face" while walking in a densly populated area, and asking people continuously if they would commit sexual acts involving the scrotum with him/her. The person also encounters multiple voice cracks while doing this.
6) A cult in southern Louisiana were males a castrated at the age of 18, and the members continuously talk about obsessions with the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cirus. They are known to be extremely homosexual, and walk around armed with bats and knives that they rarely know how to use. They go around large metropolitan areas raping vehicles, normally minivans, until they are frightened away by the alarm.
1) His name is Clark Personette, he's probably from France.
2) Wow look at that faggot going around Personetting the city, people like that just ruin it for everyone.
3) Clark - Hey, you and me should go personette later tonight
Steve - SEXY GET IN ME, UH UH UH
Clark - I must warn you, Im extremely flamable, dont use any matches near me..
4)Kevin - Is that guy over there being a personette? I dont understand why someone would even WANT TO DO THAT.
5) Brian - Look at him being a personette and all, wow..he must have just found out his pet dog was actually a polar bear in a dogs costume..
6) Those Personettes are CRAZY! Did you hear they rape unsuspecting minivans?
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