Perspexoma

What is Perspexoma?


1.

Malignant tumour of the brain, leading to the characteristic neoplastic lesion of perspex buttons residing in the white matter of the brain. Patients may notice perspex in their urine (perspexuria) , vomiting out perspex (perspexemesis) , coughing up perspex (perspexoptysis), pain during intercourse with perspex (dysperspexyreunia) and report strong cravings for glass items. First described by Dr. Steven in 2008. There is currently no known cure for perspexoma. Can metastasise to other organs leading to complete encapsulation in perspex pots.

Dr. Steven: "The results of your MRI have come back and the news isnt good. I'm afraid you have a perspexoma."

"Have you donated money to the perspexoma foundation?"

See cancer, tumor, tumour, illness, disease, sickness


28

Random Words:

1. the act of doing something stupid/irresponsible/morally wrong, while drunk "Man, Carl sure pulled a Clausen last night by fucking ..
1. a wild, excessivly fun Highlander sport involving: five bases, a head of cabbage, a wild goat, and a bat of Italian salami Wow! That ba..
1. A pop-punk, punk, ska band based in MoCo that works hard to get gigs. Colin: Hey are you going to that abnds Skoke show? Jesse: Yeah m..