Pert Near Edit Meaning

1. Jesus Fucking Tits Used the same way as "OMG"-Oh My God JFT! Can you believe she did that?..

1. The most unstandardized version of male. Perfect, sweet and nice. Nearly impossible to find. Unless, of course, you happen to be Steve I..

1. a.k.a Allen a.k.a. David a.k.a. NASCAR Allen. Thinks he's the sweetest driver in the world but is actually almost as bad as a woman..