Pert Near Edit Meaning

1. bologna pony, trouser snake, schlong, sausage train His boxer snake looked like a sausage link saturated in anal acid. See hoffman, bo..

1. Similiar to no way, ain't happenin'. Something you don't want to do, give away, act on, etc. "yo, lets me get deuc..

1. Another name for a cock that can shoot huge loads. "Some hose hound was suckin on my yogart slinger 2 hrs. after draggin her out o..