Pert Near Edit Meaning

1. (Noun) A penis shaped in a zig zag usually caused by having anal sex with a panda with hemroids. For my birthday, your sister gave me a..

1. A condition where an ugly girl thinks she is America's next top model. The way that coyote ugly was strutting and posing through t..

1. 1. A halfling female goth. aww she's such a cute little gothlette See goth, halfling, girl, female, subculture..