Pertootie Edit Meaning

1. A turd that arrives soon after one has cleaned or washed their ass. After just taking a shower it was disappointing to have to drop a t..

1. A high form of dankness. The highest class of awesome. Anything can be dank, but it has to be really great to be dankalankadingdong. &q..

1. A person that sleeps with Ryan, Sam, Ty, Andrew, Garrett, Brant, Kyle, Sean, Trey, random college dude, possibly Evan, Yayha, Steven, Br..