Pertort

What is Pertort?


1.

1.To claim something out of ignorance. 2.Perverted from being out of ignorance. Not Pee-wee Herman's version of perverted. 3. Possibly a mashup of pervert and contort.

When I asked what bone he broke in his arm, he pertorted with, "It was my tibia's metacarpal."

See ignorance, pervert, bullshit, know-it-all


0

Random Words:

1. When a woman sucks on a penis her lipstick rubs off leaving a glossy pickle. My secratary gave me a glossy pickle...
1. When someone takes a dump in a urinal. Don't go in there, somebody left a "lazy zachry" in the men's room. See poo..
1. A Term commonly used when someone cant say god cause they have a messed up accent. lol. Violent: I just got 2 lvl 60s for one!!! Hory:..