What is Pertort?
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1.To claim something out of
When I asked what bone he broke in his arm, he pertorted with, "It was my tibia's metacarpal."
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When you eat alot of greasy food (ex. pizza, fried chicken,bacon etc...) and the shit slides out of your ass like a newborn.
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Say you're fuckin' a drunk chick with your meat magic. At the last minute you pull out and spurt your spooge all over her tig ..
