Pertort

What is Pertort?


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1.To claim something out of ignorance. 2.Perverted from being out of ignorance. Not Pee-wee Herman's version of perverted. 3. Possibly a mashup of pervert and contort.

When I asked what bone he broke in his arm, he pertorted with, "It was my tibia's metacarpal."

See ignorance, pervert, bullshit, know-it-all


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