Pertustitute

What is Pertustitute?


1.

A prostitute of ill-health, exhibiting frequent coughing, rattling and wheezing, phlegmy and general malaise. Typically targetting a lower class of client and willing to accept reasonable offers.

I found her in the park, in rags, hacking like a jitney - but all I had was a crumpled twenty, and so a pertustitute would have to do.

See sex, prostitute, phlegm, skeezy, pertussis


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