Peruvian Mudslide

What is Peruvian Mudslide?


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A long held ritual and common cultural practice found in the andes mountains of peru. In this act of sexual degradation the male partner bends over his female counterpart and inserts his penis in between her butt cheeks much like a hot dog. (Note* It is important for the male to be worked up for he must be ready to ejaculate instantaneously). Once this position is set, the man then punches the woman beneath him in the stomach and makes her fart. The force created by her farting is said to release the ultimate male satisfaction.

My girlfriend dumped me because I asked her if I could perform a peruvian mudslide.

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