Pervend Edit Meaning

1. Directions given using solely Jiffy Lubes as landmarks. Best used in cities, where there are at least 20 Jiffy Lubes on every major road..

1. To pull faces while constipated. "If you gritstipate too much your teeth will fall out." See constipation, gurn, toilet, poo..

1. v.: a high-pitched noise emitted by a male when he sees an attractive female. SCOO-ing is usually done from a distance; however, a trul..