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when you put a bar of soap in your pussy and shoot it out with a monster queef
Leslie queef soaps every time she showers, but it smells..
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When your boss gives you a large amount of work to finish and an unreasonable deadline, you might aliken your predicament to a Shetland ..
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A shit that flies out of your ass in a rampage.
There was no way I could hold that screaming squirrel in my ass......that shit flew out..