Pervert 5000

What is Pervert 5000?

the epitimy of being a pervert

"I was getting a lap dance by a beautiful woman, while my friend was drinking a beer at the table, by himself, looking like a pervert 5000."

"Yeah, John has been to the gentlemen's club every day this week and spent his whole paycheck. He is officially a pervert 5000."

See pervert, creeper, prevert, creepy, perv

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W8&c

1. Text-message shorthand for "wait and see." Can also be expressed as "w8nc" for phones without alpha keypads. Varian..

Cockmongerer

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