What is Pervy Hobbit Fancier?
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From the Very Secret Diaries spoof of the
In the Real World, applies to anyone who thinks there's something going on between the onscreen characters.
Is meant to be used humorously.
SEE ALSO Shieldmadiens Gone Wild
Don't stare at Frodo too long. Sam will kill you if you try anything.
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See sand.
A reference to the irritation caused having anal sex on the beach.
She learned the hard way that sand is nature's lubri..
