What is Pervy Hobbit Fancier?
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From the Very Secret Diaries spoof of the
In the Real World, applies to anyone who thinks there's something going on between the onscreen characters.
Is meant to be used humorously.
SEE ALSO Shieldmadiens Gone Wild
Don't stare at Frodo too long. Sam will kill you if you try anything.
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First off, pour battery acid on the location of the sting and then rub the wound with steel wool
I heard you piss on a jellyfish sting ..
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Hand held leaf blower, such as used by gardeners and landscapers.
It's only eight o'clock and the gardeners must be here alre..
