What is Peskaa?
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A mysterious feminine-like creature found in the inner depths of the United Kingdom, only one of which is known to have ever existed. Although normally timid and calm, the Peskaa has an amazing ability to use its extreme love of profanity and wit, and will not hesitate to use when threatened. Also, the Peskaa is thought to be one of the sexiest things known to all of mankind, making men and women alike swoon with desire and lust (Interestingly though, this doesn't actually constitute Beastiality).
The Peskaa is also fond of such things as HOMOSEX, BEWBS, and random gropings, as well as parodying the Anime subculture at any given opportunity.
Approach with caution, the Peskaa might randomly grope you on the bum.
Guy: Cor blimey, mate! That bloody Peskaa just groped me bum then ran off giggling!
Internet: Lols, she's pretty fucking hot though.
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A fable creature from the deep recesses of the United Kingdom known for a fabulous ability to spotting and killing trolls before they can cause any harm to the surroundings of The Peskaa. The Peskaa is very protective of its environment and as such, its aggressive nature will often come into play. Its main weapon, defensive and offensive, is its wit and great knowledge of dirty words. Rather than beating the snot out of a troll, it will break its spirit by using its verbal skills.
The Peskaa is often thought of as looking like a typical male geek with huge glasses, pimples and way too small clothes. In fact, it is a female creature of incredible beauty. Those that has had the pleasure of walking unharmed from an encounter with the Peeska will tell you that its looks are unfathomable and not to be described with words.
In short; a creature that is attractive, but deadly. Few people have walked away from the Peskaa without scars or severe mental trauma.
Person1: What’s the matter mate, you’re shaking and crying? And where’s all that blood from, your ears?
Person2: *twitches* Teh peskaa iz teh comin.. Comin.. *hides*
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