Pessage

What is Pessage?

The act of getting a massage with an erectpenis.

"Honey, I have had a rough day, can I get a pessage while I catch up on my soaps?"

See erect, massage, happy ending, erection

The act of giving a pleasurable massage with an erectpenis.

"Honey I have had a bad day, can a get a pessage while cathing up on my soaps."

See massage, happy ending, oil, lube, lotion, indian burn

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