Pesselbate

What is Pesselbate?

The act of attending church and having to relieve ones self whilst there.

"Man, at church, i pesselbated 8 times."

"While I was at the youth meeting, I pesselbated and drew mud in my undies."

Lbj

1. Splashing someone in the face with scalding hot semen (heated on the stove) just as Lyndon B. Johnson splashed Vietnam with napalm. Som..

Bookfaced

1. When you are so incredibly drunk your eyes glaze over and you start speaking like an un-educated football coach with a southern accent...

Poopy Pablo

1. To take an alco-dump* on someone's chest during sexual relations. *The big sloppy dump that one takes after a night of drinking ch..

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