Pessimist

What is Pessimist?


1.

1.) A person who is known for their negative outlook upon life.

Related: cynic

Katie: You are such a pessimist!

Dante: You are going to die, too.

2.

Descriptive Noun. Second part of a four-part sequence which explains all types of individuals.

An OPTIMIST is a person who doesn't have all the facts.

A PESSIMIST is an optimist who does have all the facts.

A CYNIC is a pessimist who has seen the facts in action.

A PARANOID is a cynic who has FINALLY realized that the facts are after him.

Janey the Pessimist says, "I'm pretty sure that the gunmakers won't have to worry about liability, because they have bought enough public figures to ensure that it is so."

See optimist, cynic, paranoid, liability, corruption

3.

an optimist with experience

i used to think i would be happy but now i know i never will be

4.

A person who, if they refrain from suicide, will one day be happy.

A: It's freezing. My heater's broken, and it's ten below zero. I cut my arm on a rusty fence, and my idiot neighbour pissed on my house today. I hate this goddamn planet!

B: Hey, you like apple pie?

A: Shut the...well yeah I actually I do.

B: Great, let's go. No, put your wallet down; I've got it covered.

See Ralph

5.

a pessimist is a realist - an optimist is largely unrealistic

when things are going wrong, a pessimist says what everyone else is thinking

See shannon

6.

Someone who is rarely disappointed, but sadly, very rarely pleasantly surprised.

A pessimist is a misunderstood realist, who would like to visit the planet optimists live on, but wouldn't like to live there.

See optimist, realist, down to earth

7.

way of life,

negativity


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