What is Pet Dragon?
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This is the brutish overweight girlfriend of the hot chick, generally used to dissuade squirrel chasers and otherwise cock block. It can occassionally be distracted by Dragon Bait or (s)laid by a Dragon Hunter using his trusty Dragon (S)layer sword or lance
Man, check out Andrea.
No Dick, I'm not killing her pet dragon for you.
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playing some cheesy ass or country guitar
That redneck was over there fledpeckin in front of those girls.
He can't play Malmsteen..