What is Pet Dragon?
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This is the brutish overweight girlfriend of the hot chick, generally used to dissuade squirrel chasers and otherwise cock block. It can occassionally be distracted by Dragon Bait or (s)laid by a Dragon Hunter using his trusty Dragon (S)layer sword or lance
Man, check out Andrea.
No Dick, I'm not killing her pet dragon for you.
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1 noun: Doritos brand tortilla chips and Mountain Dew.
2 verb: the act of telling someone(usually yelling) to get you the above mention..
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Pronounced el-ter-ee-blay. Something that is terrible, without being seriously harmful to anyone.
CORRECT USAGE:
Guy #1: Dude! I just ..