Pet Dragon

What is Pet Dragon?


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This is the brutish overweight girlfriend of the hot chick, generally used to dissuade squirrel chasers and otherwise cock block. It can occassionally be distracted by Dragon Bait or (s)laid by a Dragon Hunter using his trusty Dragon (S)layer sword or lance

Man, check out Andrea.

No Dick, I'm not killing her pet dragon for you.

See hot chick, sword, lance


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