Pet My Duck

What is Pet My Duck?

to give some guy a hand job.

guys in car with rubber duck on roof: heyyy girll

Taylor: hey man i like your duck.

guys in car with rubber duck on roof: yeahh, you wanna pet my duck?!

Taylor: ohh man, yeah i do!

Ashley: thats not what they meant...

See duck, dick, pet, hand, job

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Zomgzenhymer

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