Pet My Puppy

What is Pet My Puppy?

When a man with a tiny penis (we'll just use the name Chris) uses a bad excuse such as "Pet my puppy" as slang for handjob or another sexual act.

Chris: "Hey ally lets go pet my puppy ;)

Ally: "KAYYYY"

See pet, puppy, animal, sexual, small, tiny

Awasom

1. A short misspell normaly used in gaming. to mean bad. You big awasom, or your so awasom See awasom..

Ringterrupt

1. When someone's cellphone rings at an inappropriate time (ex: in class, at the movies, during church, at a funeral, etc.); interrupt..

Quann

1. 1. A most manly man, usually graced with extremely large pectorals and and all around hot body. 1. Hey man check out the Quann! See ma..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Pet My Puppy Edit Meaning