Pet My Puppy

What is Pet My Puppy?

When a man with a tiny penis (we'll just use the name Chris) uses a bad excuse such as "Pet my puppy" as slang for handjob or another sexual act.

Chris: "Hey ally lets go pet my puppy ;)

Ally: "KAYYYY"

See pet, puppy, animal, sexual, small, tiny

Atft

1. Abbreviation of "All the fucking time" that kid wears that shirt atft See all, the, fucking, time, fuckin, atft 2. All the..

Hug-rape

1. Verb; To steal a hug without consent of other. "The tactics of the day-care was to hug-rape the kids who didn't want to be pa..

Knabs

1. stupid retarded 13 year old nigger who sucks on penis of sP drew's knabs, your terrible See Sean..

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