Pet My Puppy

What is Pet My Puppy?

When a man with a tiny penis (we'll just use the name Chris) uses a bad excuse such as "Pet my puppy" as slang for handjob or another sexual act.

Chris: "Hey ally lets go pet my puppy ;)

Ally: "KAYYYY"

See pet, puppy, animal, sexual, small, tiny

Squigged

1. Something you do in a car after a drunken night. Laura has squigged eddie See squig, drunk, car, night..

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1. its a frowny face if your upset with someone you would use it person a: yeah, i had yo mama last night person b: }:| dude uncool See..

Kanab

1. A little town in the middle of no where (utah) that has a multitude of fat "cowboys" who shoot animals and put their heads on ..

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