Pet My Puppy

What is Pet My Puppy?

When a man with a tiny penis (we'll just use the name Chris) uses a bad excuse such as "Pet my puppy" as slang for handjob or another sexual act.

Chris: "Hey ally lets go pet my puppy ;)

Ally: "KAYYYY"

See pet, puppy, animal, sexual, small, tiny

Love Spoon

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W/i

1. Shorthand for "within" The pain w/i him was growing every day. See in, indoors, inner 2. this stands for "what if&quo..

Glass Dick

1. A glass tube used for smoking ice/glass/crank or any smokable form of meth out of Hey man, load the glass dick so we can start tweaking..

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