Pet My Puppy

What is Pet My Puppy?

When a man with a tiny penis (we'll just use the name Chris) uses a bad excuse such as "Pet my puppy" as slang for handjob or another sexual act.

Chris: "Hey ally lets go pet my puppy ;)

Ally: "KAYYYY"

See pet, puppy, animal, sexual, small, tiny

Vruit

1. Fruit that has been vaginally inserted. Peggy hid the pear she had for lunch from the guards in her vagina. The pear is now vruit...

Pooeyness

1. The act of being pooey, can be used to describe how much someone sucks by saying how pooey they are, or how much pooeyness they have. &..

Doormat

1. Somebody who is always walked all over "Damn, that loser is such a doormat, he'll do anything you'll tell him!" 2...

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