Pet My Puppy

What is Pet My Puppy?

When a man with a tiny penis (we'll just use the name Chris) uses a bad excuse such as "Pet my puppy" as slang for handjob or another sexual act.

Chris: "Hey ally lets go pet my puppy ;)

Ally: "KAYYYY"

See pet, puppy, animal, sexual, small, tiny

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