Pet My Puppy

What is Pet My Puppy?

When a man with a tiny penis (we'll just use the name Chris) uses a bad excuse such as "Pet my puppy" as slang for handjob or another sexual act.

Chris: "Hey ally lets go pet my puppy ;)

Ally: "KAYYYY"

See pet, puppy, animal, sexual, small, tiny

Flarby

1. the flabby tissue above and around the penis and vagina "It's sexy to feel a woman's flarby." See Jane Doe..

Done A Maddie

1. When someone disappears. Andy: Wheres frank? Bill: done a maddie See maddie, lost, pedo..

Zwak

1. adj. there is no clear definition. The following, however, is known: 1)Zwak is only ever positive in meaning. 2)The meaning of Zwak ..

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