Pet My Puppy

What is Pet My Puppy?


1.

When a man with a tiny penis (we'll just use the name Chris) uses a bad excuse such as "Pet my puppy" as slang for handjob or another sexual act.

Chris: "Hey ally lets go pet my puppy ;)

Ally: "KAYYYY"

See pet, puppy, animal, sexual, small, tiny


35

Random Words:

1. Urban Dictionary Face Off: When two complete strangers who have posted the same definition on Urban Dictionary, later come back, maybe ..
1. A word used to describe the act of performing oral sex upon a female. "what the fuck did you do last night dave!?" "I s..
1. phonetic for f u c k m e. originated from a britney spears song. love me hate me say what you want about me but all of the boys and all..