Pet My Puppy

What is Pet My Puppy?


1.

When a man with a tiny penis (we'll just use the name Chris) uses a bad excuse such as "Pet my puppy" as slang for handjob or another sexual act.

Chris: "Hey ally lets go pet my puppy ;)

Ally: "KAYYYY"

See pet, puppy, animal, sexual, small, tiny


35

Random Words:

1. n. Drinking game played by two or more players in public, with another person nominated as davies, the nominated person should be unawar..
1. A nigga who works at 7-11 and hooks it up with free sandwiches. Nigga its 4 am we need to go down to 7-11 and get some free sandwiches ..
1. Multiple Sclerosis (MS) is the most common disabling neurological condition affecting young adults. Around 85,000 people in the UK alone..