Pet My Puppy

What is Pet My Puppy?

When a man with a tiny penis (we'll just use the name Chris) uses a bad excuse such as "Pet my puppy" as slang for handjob or another sexual act.

Chris: "Hey ally lets go pet my puppy ;)

Ally: "KAYYYY"

See pet, puppy, animal, sexual, small, tiny

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Vomitacular

1. Ridiculously terrible and disgusting. synonyms: pukeatronic, barfirrific, spewtacular, puketastic Confident guys are totally puke-a-tr..

Sexarama

1. something a man say on price drop :) "look at this, this cd player is sexarama" See sex, xxx, drama, sexy..

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