Pet My Puppy

What is Pet My Puppy?

When a man with a tiny penis (we'll just use the name Chris) uses a bad excuse such as "Pet my puppy" as slang for handjob or another sexual act.

Chris: "Hey ally lets go pet my puppy ;)

Ally: "KAYYYY"

See pet, puppy, animal, sexual, small, tiny

Caps For Truth

1. Calling out someone who uses all caps to further emphasize his/her point, implying that thier point is more valid or truthful based on t..

Rofles And Syrup

1. N. Used when you need to cheer someone up. Especially through IM, email, etc. FRIEND: Dude, I got and F in Math class. YOU: Cheer up, ..

Yoosu

1. The Couple Name of Yoochun and Junsuof the korean boyband/manband DBSK. The word is a combination of the 'Yoo' in (Yoo)chun a..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Pet My Puppy Edit Meaning