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When one speaks a thought and immediately regrets it, wishing their mouth had stayed firmly closed whilst being mercilessly mocked.
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To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
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When you fuck your girlfriend the day before she gets her period.
Kelly - "I got my period today." Steve - "Awesome, I ..