Pet The Giraffe

What is Pet The Giraffe?

Slang for Male Masturbation

Person 1"dude i had to pet the giraffe last night and....."

Person 2"dude i dont want to know"

See masturbate, jerkoff, finger, beat the meat, strokin it

Getitup

1. when u get an erection or a boner in some senses. also means to not be circumcised or a jew. i wish my mom would help me getitup but th..

Boopin

1. The other term for whack. Yo dogg that shit is boopin. See whack, gay, loser, bitch, fag..

Blunderful

1. Port-manteau of blunder and wonderful; a particularly egregious mistake, possibly of epic proportions. Usually the speaker is deeply aff..

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