Pet The Giraffe

What is Pet The Giraffe?

Slang for Male Masturbation

Person 1"dude i had to pet the giraffe last night and....."

Person 2"dude i dont want to know"

See masturbate, jerkoff, finger, beat the meat, strokin it

Foynls

1. Go away, you part-time supporter of Macclesfield Town Football Club See Tommy 2. Fuck Off You Non League Shite..

The Double Stuff Surprise

1. To cuminside some sort of pastry and give it to some one as a present, when they take a bite they will be quite surprised. SFJ: You kno..

Onned

1. If you "on" something like a computer, then you switch it on, but you're a chav. 1. I haven't onned my computer yet..

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