Pet The Giraffe

What is Pet The Giraffe?

Slang for Male Masturbation

Person 1"dude i had to pet the giraffe last night and....."

Person 2"dude i dont want to know"

See masturbate, jerkoff, finger, beat the meat, strokin it

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