Pet The Giraffe

What is Pet The Giraffe?

Slang for Male Masturbation

Person 1"dude i had to pet the giraffe last night and....."

Person 2"dude i dont want to know"

See masturbate, jerkoff, finger, beat the meat, strokin it

Austinatious

1. 1. Adverb; The art of being sexually attractive towards every woman in the area. Ohh that guy is so Austinatious I'm about to orga..

1. Internet Janet Jackson Superbowl style Person 1:(*)(') LOL it's Janet Jackson Person 2: LOL superbowl style =D 1. 1-A punc..

Utilitous

1. adj. useful A can opener is very utilitous...

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