Petarded

What is Petarded?


1.

A portmanteauof "retarded" and "petard," it describes a plan backfiring on you in such a way that you are left looking utterly ridiculous. It combines the concept of retarded--which is to say mentally deficient--and the phrase "hoisted by your own petard," which means to have damage done to you by the means you had intended to employ to damage others. A petard is an explosive used to break down barricades in warfare, and so petarded can also mean " blown up," in some circumstances.

You ratted Dan out for stealing that camera, but in doing so proved that you were his accomplice? Dude, you're petarded.

Jim just petarded the front door trying to take out his ex, but the door blew up and a shard of it went through his windshield. Totally petarded.

See portmanteau, retarded, petard, blow up, blown up

2.

An acute use of the word Retarded. Retarded to the second power. Pretty Retarded.

"Did you see that guy giving me those ridiculous pick-up lines?"

"Yeah, he was petarded!"

See retard, retarded, stupid, idiotic, ridiculous, stupidity

3.

family guy's,peter,sufers from this illness.petarded is the name of one of the episodes where peter finds out he is retarded.(I won't tell u the rest,it'll ruin it for u)

you're so petarded.

stop being such a petard.

See retarded, peter, family guy, episode, petard, Ching

4.

Being obsessed with animal rights and therefore becoming stupid.

Emma Robinson and her lesbian lovers Kayla Borchers and Katie Morin are so PETArded.

5.

As retarded as a Peter.

I swear gregs F**king petarded!

See peter, retarded, retard, petard

6.

A slang commonly used by those who observe the misuse or "rushing" of units known as petards in Age of Empires 2: Age of Kings.

That was so damn petarded!


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