Petch Edit Meaning

1.

only the 'coolest ever!!!'

wow, that is so petch!

See cool, impressive, awesome, stupendous, boss, petch

2.

To catch a wild animal with the intent of petting it.

Jimmy succeeded in petching a squirrel.

I will petch that lamb.

I feel like petching that animal.

See touching, petting, catching, hold

3.

The bluetooth earpiece that lets you talk wirelessly on your cellphone.

I thought he was talking to me but he was wearing a petch.

See handsfree, wireless, headset, cellphone

4.

combonation of meth and steriods.

many celebrities take drugs. some take petch

See meth, drugs, high, Konoha

5.

to convulse violently, purging the content of your stomach, perhaps in a projectile manner.

derived from S. G Petch car sales in England, who sell some really purge-worthy vehicles, whilst also sounding akin to the act of vomiting in a most enthusiastic manner.

In a disgraceful moment for the church, the vicar was photograhed holding back the bishops robes whilst he petched at the porcelain alter.

6.

powerful erections teach children how!

Police enjoy the child hunt!

You big sick petch

See wanker

7.

Very camp or outwardly gay.

With that pink shirt on he looked very petch!