What is Petched?
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To petch someone is to touch a little man deliberately but make it look accidental.
Ian: What you doing mate?
Midget: Just hanging around not much, you?
Ian: It's fucking bollocks mate, whats that on your crotch. I'll get it. *
Midget: Get the fuck off. Dude, you just Petched me?
Ian: I can't help it mate, you're a little man
*Grabs a healthy handful of penis.
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