Petched

What is Petched?

To petch someone is to touch a little man deliberately but make it look accidental.

Ian: What you doing mate?

Midget: Just hanging around not much, you?

Ian: It's fucking bollocks mate, whats that on your crotch. I'll get it. *

Midget: Get the fuck off. Dude, you just Petched me?

Ian: I can't help it mate, you're a little man

*Grabs a healthy handful of penis.

See touched, petch, weird, pervert

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