What is Peter Beater?
1.
An excessive masturbator.
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"I wonder if that guy walking down the street is a peter beater."
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2.
this is a toilet/toilet lid that if not held up with a free hand or a leg , will fall down down, usually mid-stream and smack your penis on the way down.
be careful using that toilet, it's a peter beater.
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3.
A wood stick or rod, used for the specific purpose of beating a person or persons named Peter
Peter, i swear to God dont make me take out my peter beater!
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