What is Peter Heater?
1.
An exceptionally warm vagina.
"Darling, I'm quite cold. May I please stick my frigid penis in your peter heater?"
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2.
A garment (often knitted) worn over male genitalia to keep it warm. Sometimes used in cold climates, but also sometimes used by male dancers as a costume piece. Also known as a "willy warmer".
Bart was getting a chilly wily, riding his bike in the winter, so he pulled on his peter heater and it was all good.
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