What is Peter Marton?
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The Best, the Real Deal
Oh, that's not Peter Marton? He can't be the best then.
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v. to get drunk and cry inexplicably.
"After I left the bar last night, I peter martoned on some old man's shoulder in the park."
"Was it cathartic?"
"Dude, what the fuck does cathartic mean?"
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The act of having a tampon soaked in liquor up your rectum. All types of liquor are acceptable. The alcohol reaches the butt buzzer&apos..
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A person attracted primarily to homosexuals of the opposite sex, thus torturing themselves by rarely having sex and hardly ever dating.
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