What is Peter Marton?
1.
The Best, the Real Deal
Oh, that's not Peter Marton? He can't be the best then.
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2.
v. to get drunk and cry inexplicably.
"After I left the bar last night, I peter martoned on some old man's shoulder in the park."
"Was it cathartic?"
"Dude, what the fuck does cathartic mean?"
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