Peter Noorani Edit Meaning

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this is a very peculiar animal-the american. It dissolves irony like Calgon dissolves limescale. It has not reached full american weight yet of 130 kg but those big macs wont work themselves off. This animal can stop a professional teacher in his tracks with a question so stupidly accented it would take a cryptographer 3 months do decipher.

oh gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd is that a popsiiicle