What is Peter Parker?
1.
he's a guy working for the tabloid Daily Bugle...but, he's really...SPIDERMAN!
Peter Parker, it's been a while since I've seen you.
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2.
When doing a girl from behind, one pulls out his penis just before finishing and releases his manly juice in his hand. He then spits on the woman's back so she believes he has finished on her, when she turns around the man throws his discharge into her face and yells "PETER PARKER!!"
she was blinded for life as a result of his peter parker.
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3.
someone who lives two lifes who is very secretive about it.
My friend liz is on the honor roll and does really well in school, but when friday night rolls around shes a total peter parker
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4.
The act of using the ugly girl to manipulate your way into relationships with her hot friends.
Guy 1: Man, why are you even dating that ugly skeezer?
Guy 2: Dude, i'm using her to get to her hott friends.
Guy 1: Really?
Guy 2: Yes. Peter Parker baby!
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5.
when you have sex with a girl in a spiderman outfit, then return later on in the day with no outfit on. and have sex with her again acting like you never met her.
i pulled a peter parker on a girl the other day.
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6.
A man who has parked (not driven) his penis for a very long time.
Jack Hoffa is definitely a Peter Parker. He hasn't fucked a woman for 7 years!
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