What is Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater?


1.

after the act of giving his homosexual lover the infamous blumpkin, the gay male then procedes to dive headfirst into the toilet as if he were bobbing for apples. only after consuming all the turdz can he be called "peter peter blumpkin eater".

"Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater had a gay lover who loved to feed him!!!"

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2.

The delicate art of getting a blowjob while shitting into someone's mouth.

Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater.

Had a wife and couldn't keep her.

Found some friends who could stand the smell.

And handle the fiery taste as well.

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