Peter-meter

What is Peter-meter?

A useful instintual tool used by women to determine the size (or lack there of) of nearby man junk. The cousin to the gay-dar.

Oh, Becky, my peter-meter's going off. That guy must be packin' some serious schlong.

See schlong, man junk, gay-dar, peter

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