What is Peterson?
1.
The act of absolutely desecrating a toilet bowl with the most horrific, ultra-violent, sinus melting magma shit possible.
From the vineyard in Hunter Valley, NSW, Australia, where a malevolent arse explosion unlike any ever before it, made the toilet unusable for weeks.
I totally Peterson'd you're shit-throne my frind, I'm sorry. I ate shellfish from the bin last night.
2.
A word used to express anger in an unfortunate situation
I failed my bio quiz...PETERSON!!!
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3.
A term that means to murder someone, and dump the body as to not get caught (referring specifically to Scott Peterson).
Tom: Hey man, have you seen Tracy today?
Bob: Nah man, she went out on a date with some guy she met on the internet night before last and no one has seen her since.
Tom: Damn! I hope that dude didn't pull a Peterson!
or
"Man that guy is such a dick, if he doesn't watch it I am gonna Peterson his ass and that it'll be that".
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4.
A person who gives you half credit on work you turn in one day late becasue you were absent.
A teacher who gives you an average of 2.3 worksheets a day
A teacher who makes you read a random WWII book
A hardcore gamer, who can beat Mazzie in Halo 3
Sucks at dancing
YYYYOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Wow, thats so much homework, stop being such a Peterson.
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5.
A combination of the words "pet" and "person."
Hilton: Hey, check out my sweet pet monkey.
Ken: Monkeys are kind of like people.
Hilton: So I have a pet person?
Ken: Yes. A peterson.
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