Petey The Dog

What is Petey The Dog?

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The act of taking your poo covered finger and rubbing a brown circle around the eye of your lover. Like the Dirty Sanchezbut involving the right eye of your lover instead of their upper lip.

Bonus points if you say "Darla, do you love me?" afterwards. Extra bonus is she says "Yes!"

She was really special and deserved something to remember me by, so I gave her Petey the Dog.

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