Pet-o-phile Edit Meaning

1. Unbirthday beatings are equal to 100 minus your actual age. These can be given out on any day that is not your birthday, but only once ..

1. what a weird guy, he likes pie, mind goes awry sometimes he asks why, spy on the sky, fly often but never lie unless to die, smoke pot t..

1. The act of exciting oneself to orgasm by mental stimulation alone, without any actual physical stimulation whatsoever; thinking oneself ..