What is Petrified Sock?
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(n.) A white tube sock that serves as a jizz recepticle following masturbation. After a series of loads have been deposited in the sock, the protein stains will harden, thus beginning the "petrification" process. Also see
1. My petrified sock has been the recipient of so many loads, it is now brown and can now stand up by itself.
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the degree to which someone is wearing Ed Hardy apparel.
"That guy's edhardiation is on full blast!"
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A complete bitch whose a whore and smells like shit and uses a douch bag very often.
boy: Eww Whose that?
boy2: OOhh thats just Anna.
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