What is Petrified Sock?
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(n.) A white tube sock that serves as a jizz recepticle following masturbation. After a series of loads have been deposited in the sock, the protein stains will harden, thus beginning the "petrification" process. Also see
1. My petrified sock has been the recipient of so many loads, it is now brown and can now stand up by itself.
Random Words:
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1)immediate satisfaction; the quick attainability of happiness or of contentness.
2)Orgasmic.
1)Children always seek instant gratifica..
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To look like Harry Potter while humping a computer case.
Haha, he's a Greenthree when he does that!
See Roofles..
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Most often a male who is attractive but you wouldn't take a second look unless he was a rockstar.
Maynard from TOOL is rockstar ho..
