What is Petrified Sock?
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(n.) A white tube sock that serves as a jizz recepticle following masturbation. After a series of loads have been deposited in the sock, the protein stains will harden, thus beginning the "petrification" process. Also see
1. My petrified sock has been the recipient of so many loads, it is now brown and can now stand up by itself.
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used when referring to smoking pot.
dude wanna burn? or lets go burn..
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v. when your name or screenname gets added to this website with a definition you might not like.
Oh no he didn't! Small dicked Nat..
