What is Petrified Sock?
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(n.) A white tube sock that serves as a jizz recepticle following masturbation. After a series of loads have been deposited in the sock, the protein stains will harden, thus beginning the "petrification" process. Also see
1. My petrified sock has been the recipient of so many loads, it is now brown and can now stand up by itself.
Random Words:
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To shoot (bullets) at or into a person.
If I ain't get my loot by Wednesday I'ma start to pump slugs at ya dome.
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1.A condition where you'd rather screw-off than try to get laid.
2.Too stupid to reproduce for own benefit
Adam: Katie wanted you..
