What is Petrified Sock?
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(n.) A white tube sock that serves as a jizz recepticle following masturbation. After a series of loads have been deposited in the sock, the protein stains will harden, thus beginning the "petrification" process. Also see
1. My petrified sock has been the recipient of so many loads, it is now brown and can now stand up by itself.
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when your doing a girl while eating a sexy sandwich ( preferably turkey) and smear honey mustard on her boobs for dipping. then you dip ..
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White folk equivalent to "fo' shizzle my nizzle" meaning, most definately my cracker!
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