What is Petrified Sock?
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(n.) A white tube sock that serves as a jizz recepticle following masturbation. After a series of loads have been deposited in the sock, the protein stains will harden, thus beginning the "petrification" process. Also see
1. My petrified sock has been the recipient of so many loads, it is now brown and can now stand up by itself.
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A Ungrateful Dead Pipe that is used for the consuming of marijuana.
"hey man, wanna smoke?"
"Hell yea dude, whip out mr..
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A thicko, stupid retard.......
christ yer man is a right langerback
See shackles..
