What is Petrified Sock?
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(n.) A white tube sock that serves as a jizz recepticle following masturbation. After a series of loads have been deposited in the sock, the protein stains will harden, thus beginning the "petrification" process. Also see
1. My petrified sock has been the recipient of so many loads, it is now brown and can now stand up by itself.
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when your about to bang a girl and the guy zips his pants down and blows his load
I got a zipper poper on your mom last night.
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The german terminology referring to a mispelling by the speech writers of hitler's second military advisor *used once*
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