What is Petrified Sock?
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(n.) A white tube sock that serves as a jizz recepticle following masturbation. After a series of loads have been deposited in the sock, the protein stains will harden, thus beginning the "petrification" process. Also see
1. My petrified sock has been the recipient of so many loads, it is now brown and can now stand up by itself.
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adj.
1. Of or relating to the phallus carried in the ancient festival of Bacchus.
2. Having the penis erect. Used of graphic and..
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To make Unhorny or no longer horny
I unhornified Jen today.
See horny, vagina, sex, laid..
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when a guy unwantingly gets an erection.
"omg, did you see that! he totally had a mutiny below! he needs to keep it in his pants....
