What is Petrified Sock?
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(n.) A white tube sock that serves as a jizz recepticle following masturbation. After a series of loads have been deposited in the sock, the protein stains will harden, thus beginning the "petrification" process. Also see
1. My petrified sock has been the recipient of so many loads, it is now brown and can now stand up by itself.
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A nocturnal creature that consumes Dulce de Leche ice cream by Haagen Dazs while singing off key on the computer microphone. Answers to ..
