What is Petrified Sock?
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(n.) A white tube sock that serves as a jizz recepticle following masturbation. After a series of loads have been deposited in the sock, the protein stains will harden, thus beginning the "petrification" process. Also see
1. My petrified sock has been the recipient of so many loads, it is now brown and can now stand up by itself.
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A nice way to imply defecation when in mixed company.
Gentleman #1: Ugh, excuse me, i've got to go!
*runs off*
Lady: What&apos..
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The third degree of the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is of course, the four "F"s. French, ..
