What is Petrified Sock?
1.
(n.) A white tube sock that serves as a jizz recepticle following masturbation. After a series of loads have been deposited in the sock, the protein stains will harden, thus beginning the "petrification" process. Also see
1. My petrified sock has been the recipient of so many loads, it is now brown and can now stand up by itself.
Random Words:
1.
Created around the time of betrayl. Used to describe a girl who is not only "fucking ugly" aka fuggly but who also mooches.
O..
..
1.
A deformed duck, usually due to radiation.
*points a little kid* Your a fuckleduckle! *child crys pathetically and flings themself off ..