What is Petrified Sock?
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(n.) A white tube sock that serves as a jizz recepticle following masturbation. After a series of loads have been deposited in the sock, the protein stains will harden, thus beginning the "petrification" process. Also see
1. My petrified sock has been the recipient of so many loads, it is now brown and can now stand up by itself.
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Verb. the act of being called out on acting or doing something lame/dumb.
Guy #1: OK, I'm going to go home and watch a movie with ..
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The act of placing ones index finger in the gluteus maximus.
I just gave you a jewish tree!..
