What is Petrified Sock?
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(n.) A white tube sock that serves as a jizz recepticle following masturbation. After a series of loads have been deposited in the sock, the protein stains will harden, thus beginning the "petrification" process. Also see
1. My petrified sock has been the recipient of so many loads, it is now brown and can now stand up by itself.
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The endorphin rush one gets when endorsed. The glow of adulation, the purr provoked by praise
They cupcake all the time, high as a kite..
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to eat a massive amount of food after smoking marijuana
yo man, after this blunt could we get some yummy slam at your crib
See yummies..
