Petrified Wood

What is Petrified Wood?

a boner or erection lasting for many hours

Lauren throught it was strange that Stephen's petrified wood wasn't going away.

See boner, erection, wood

Horkle

1. What a meth user does when smoking his/her pipe. Mike blew out one giant cloud of smoke after horkling the entire bowl load. I got som..

W.a.f.l.

1. (or WAFL in instant messages) - Denotes "what a f*cking loser". Johnny5: I am the best. I totally rule! Sandra: jeez, not to..

Fecking Betch

1. The gayest way to say fucking betch! Like o my god is that guy such a fecking betch!! Lets go to the beach you fecking betch See feck..

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