Petrified Wood

What is Petrified Wood?

a boner or erection lasting for many hours

Lauren throught it was strange that Stephen's petrified wood wasn't going away.

See boner, erection, wood

Gufogoole

1. to mess up or do something wrong I gufogooled on that test,I make a 40. See fucked, broke, fubo, destroy, dismantle..

Umpherson

1. A big lanky dork who likes fucking live chickens. Wow, you really umphersoned that livestock the other day...

In The Park Home Run

1. When a guy is really quick in bed or When you should only be getting to third base, but based on your skill, luck or some mistake, you..

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