Petrify

What is Petrify?

Gettin' hard.

A Gargoylecan petrifies in the day.

Let's get some petrified wood

Man, that's one petrified boner!

Goobla

1. An out of the ordinary, ghastly individual. Also used in conjunction with -queen and -monster. Wow did you see Jimmy's date to pro..

Iwiihav

1. I Would If It Had A Vagina Commonly used in response to "FML" "FML!" "IWIIHAV!" See fml, fuck my life,..

I Don't Like Your Face.

1. Conversational non-sequitur designed to kill an internet discussion stone dead. Always, ALWAYS, FUCKING ALWAYS DAMMIT to be spelt out as..

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