Petrify Edit Meaning

1. A salty penis or phallic expression. After rushing to zip my fly when my mother walked in on me masturbating to Bea Arthur's bulbo..

1. uber, l33t, cant get any better... "as loolex as one mortal can be" meaning "fuck u all i pretty much rule"..

1. This is a fictional creature. Hungarians are incapable of reaching an IQ high enough to be considered a genius. In fact, it is more comm..