Petrify Edit Meaning

1. Designated for assignment, a step that a Major League Baseball team takes in order to send a (soon-to-be former) major league player bac..

1. A 1930's way of expressing how drunk you were. Dude I was absolutely zozzled outta my mind last night! See drunk, sober, spliffic..

1. This is a variant of :P, adding the wink to denote sly humor in sticking the tongue out. The combination produces the effect of not tak..