Petrify

What is Petrify?


1.

Gettin' hard.

A Gargoylecan petrifies in the day.

Let's get some petrified wood

Man, that's one petrified boner!


71

Random Words:

1. A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..
1. Pounding floor with laughter. Used with peril, as can lead to misunderstandings. Person 1: I'm king of the world! Person 2: PFWL..
1. The l33t3st city in Rh0de Isl4nd. "Dude, I just drove through w00ns0ck3t?" "a/s/l???"..