Petrimony

What is Petrimony?

The emotionally bonding contract that one makes with their pet... that their relationship will last until death do we part.

I have entered into the state of petrimony with my cat Puff-Kitty.

See marriage, commitment, relationship

Bluntskie

1. Blunt rolled with weed. Let me tap the bluntskie..

Uplage

1. used to make your cat jump up on the sofa, or to move ppls legs who are lying on the sofa so you cant sit down me: uplage cat! cat: fu..

Lowbagging

1. The process of finding couches and floors to sleep on in order to create social change or pursue internal bliss. The ski bum was lowbag..

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