Petrimony

What is Petrimony?

The emotionally bonding contract that one makes with their pet... that their relationship will last until death do we part.

I have entered into the state of petrimony with my cat Puff-Kitty.

See marriage, commitment, relationship

Horn Swoggling

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Don't Touch The Baby's Milk!

1. 1. The baby's milk that you should not touch. 2. Something that you should not touch. 1. P1: "Hey man! Don't touch th..

Doosch Hole

1. Another name for a cunt. She just got punched in her doosch hole!!! See vagina, cunt, hole, fuck hole..

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