Petrimony

What is Petrimony?

The emotionally bonding contract that one makes with their pet... that their relationship will last until death do we part.

I have entered into the state of petrimony with my cat Puff-Kitty.

See marriage, commitment, relationship

Textolepsy

1. The condition that results in failure to stay awake during late night text conversations. Guy 1: I was texting her last night, but she ..

Gah In Your Mouth

1. Crem'e Da la face, aka Swallow You sucked me off so good, I had to gah in your mouth. See jizz, cum, skeet, gah, knuckle children..

Loin-purse

1. scrotum, or the scrotum and its contents I felt those silver dollops storing up in my loin-purse. See balls, manbag, nuts, junk, famil..

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