Petrimony

What is Petrimony?

The emotionally bonding contract that one makes with their pet... that their relationship will last until death do we part.

I have entered into the state of petrimony with my cat Puff-Kitty.

See marriage, commitment, relationship

Ellu

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Golden Salad

1. Peeing in somebody's butt, then eating it out. I wanted some coke, so I gave him a golden salad..

Roddy-feash

1. African beast with distinct language patterns and smell. Hates to be called Roddy-feash however, this is the only word to describe it. ..

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