Petrimony

What is Petrimony?

The emotionally bonding contract that one makes with their pet... that their relationship will last until death do we part.

I have entered into the state of petrimony with my cat Puff-Kitty.

See marriage, commitment, relationship

Ineffible

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Zeblow

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W-hibbely Bibbely

1. African-American hillbillies, particularly those who have a secret wish to be of Caucasian ancestry. Man, that dude is so w-hibbely bib..

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