Petrimony

What is Petrimony?

The emotionally bonding contract that one makes with their pet... that their relationship will last until death do we part.

I have entered into the state of petrimony with my cat Puff-Kitty.

See marriage, commitment, relationship

Douche Move

1. Synonymous with dick move. E-money: "Where's the beer fund?" J-money: "I think one of the last people out last nig..

Quotey

1. An adjective describing speech, when what someone is saying starts to become more and more quotable. The actual quality of the "quo..

Nbahole

1. anything discovered by tiny scientists in granny panties. *adjusts girdle* "Ahhh haaaah! The NBAHole!" See wormhole, candy, ..

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