Petrimony

What is Petrimony?

The emotionally bonding contract that one makes with their pet... that their relationship will last until death do we part.

I have entered into the state of petrimony with my cat Puff-Kitty.

See marriage, commitment, relationship

Isnnnnnn't

1. When arguing with a friend about not being a lezbian. Gerard: Alicia is a lezbian! Mikey: No she isnnnnnn't! See gay, straight, ..

Speight

1. to suck another man's penis for free and enjoy it James speighted that penis and liked it a lot. See gay, super gay, cockmonger ..

Thimple

1. An agonizingly painful blemish that sprouts anywhere from one's gludious maximus to their knee. (a mixture of the word thigh and pi..

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