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When masturbating, it takes forever to reach an orgasm.
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A mouse that you haven't given a name to yet.
A: Here's my pet mouse.
B: Aww, cute. What's its name?
A: Dunno yet.
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When you pour Jamesons Irish whiskey down a girl's butt-crack and tongue her asshole whilst consuming the drippings.
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