What is Petter?
1.
Someone of the female gender who enjoys caressing the penis.
Hey guys, look its the petter! Boy does she love petting.
2.
To annoy or hassle someone due to their romantic or potential romantic attachment to another individual; to pester someone using the elongated word "so", and an eyebrow raise.
I will petter her until she finally decides to make a move and ask that guy out.
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3.
someone who pets there hair in a forward direction to the left with there right hand, causing a combover / emo effect with there hair, the hair will over time become stuck like this. A petter will also pet non-stop without even knowing it and continue to pet even after being yelled at several times. Petters will also barge into your house at ridiculous times of the day and proceed to open your fridge and take whatever he or she pleases, without even considering your opinon or thoughts. Petters will anger everyone around them and cause great Arguements with friends and family, Destroying all hopes and dreams. Petters will end up with dead-end jobs and get nowhere in life
1) "god damnit Lloyd Stop touching your Fucking Hair, Ya Petter!"
2) "Fuckin get out of my Fridge Petter"
3) "Petter, have that paper on my desk by 7:00 tonight or your ass is fired!!"
