What is Pettersen Scale?
1.
A system for measuring and rating the intensity of a fart.
1 - Silent but deadly
2 - Audible, but untraceable
3 - Downright rude
4 - Shirts over noses
5 - Causes minor tremors in confined spaces
6 - Good for crowd control, empties a room
7 - Leaves a small stain
8 - Requires a immediate change of underwear
9 - Time to see a doctor
10 - Armageddon. All of the above and self-asphyxiation leading to inadvertent suicide
"Man, that would be a 9.5 on the Pettersen Scale... I'm off home to change my daks!"
See
Random Words:
1.
Insultgiven to someone you think poorly of, when something ugly walks, crawls, swims, or flies into sight.
After Howard the Duck lands..
1.
pills, E, Ecstasy, XTC, Vera's
A term used around 15 years ago during the rave scene. cheesy quaver.
"E's are Good, E&a..
1.
when a person is only seeing the ugliness and not the beauty of their personality and
larry was ugliness hypnosis when he saw jasy but ..
