Pettersen Scale

What is Pettersen Scale?

A system for measuring and rating the intensity of a fart.

1 - Silent but deadly

2 - Audible, but untraceable

3 - Downright rude

4 - Shirts over noses

5 - Causes minor tremors in confined spaces

6 - Good for crowd control, empties a room

7 - Leaves a small stain

8 - Requires a immediate change of underwear

9 - Time to see a doctor

10 - Armageddon. All of the above and self-asphyxiation leading to inadvertent suicide

"Man, that would be a 9.5 on the Pettersen Scale... I'm off home to change my daks!"

See fart, flatulence, gas, scale, meter

Vandana

1. n) courtney a) slut basket v) wearing yellow shorts and white high heels while working out. also see: girl who wears "no abercrom..

Uberseven

1. Vaguely, thirty-five. Jerry bought the case of water with uberseven bottles. See seven, five, knitting..

Zubrick

1. Somthing you call someone who is a bit stupid, or does stupid things That guy is such a zubrick. See idiot, moron, silly person, dumba..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Pettersen Scale Edit Meaning