What is Pettersen Scale?
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A system for measuring and rating the intensity of a fart.
1 - Silent but deadly
2 - Audible, but untraceable
3 - Downright rude
4 - Shirts over noses
5 - Causes minor tremors in confined spaces
6 - Good for crowd control, empties a room
7 - Leaves a small stain
8 - Requires a immediate change of underwear
9 - Time to see a doctor
10 - Armageddon. All of the above and self-asphyxiation leading to inadvertent suicide
"Man, that would be a 9.5 on the Pettersen Scale... I'm off home to change my daks!"
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To strike someone in the head with an apple. Either full or half eaten
That bitch wouldn't shut up so i applecored her face.
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When a Cow is Milked and the milk just dangles.Similar to poo dangle. See Poo dangle
Wow that cow has a lot of udder poo dangle!!
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I love you, what the fuck, bar-be-que, laugh out loud.
Used when needing to show there's nothing else to say, and is usually accom..
