Pettersen Scale

What is Pettersen Scale?

A system for measuring and rating the intensity of a fart.

1 - Silent but deadly

2 - Audible, but untraceable

3 - Downright rude

4 - Shirts over noses

5 - Causes minor tremors in confined spaces

6 - Good for crowd control, empties a room

7 - Leaves a small stain

8 - Requires a immediate change of underwear

9 - Time to see a doctor

10 - Armageddon. All of the above and self-asphyxiation leading to inadvertent suicide

"Man, that would be a 9.5 on the Pettersen Scale... I'm off home to change my daks!"

See fart, flatulence, gas, scale, meter

Drew Gooden

1. He is a basketball player, and plays for Cleveland. Drew Gooden scored a basket. 2. a cavs baketball player that has pubes on his nec..

Nhat

1. 1. Phat without trying 2. Naturally hot and tempting 1. Damn! Dat shit is nhat. 2. Dude! Where's my nhatty car? See nhat..

Zeynab

1. Zeynab is my favorite girl. She has a good sense of humor, and is always calm and relaxed and very organized and can karate chop peeps...

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Pettersen Scale Edit Meaning