Pettersen Scale

What is Pettersen Scale?

A system for measuring and rating the intensity of a fart.

1 - Silent but deadly

2 - Audible, but untraceable

3 - Downright rude

4 - Shirts over noses

5 - Causes minor tremors in confined spaces

6 - Good for crowd control, empties a room

7 - Leaves a small stain

8 - Requires a immediate change of underwear

9 - Time to see a doctor

10 - Armageddon. All of the above and self-asphyxiation leading to inadvertent suicide

"Man, that would be a 9.5 on the Pettersen Scale... I'm off home to change my daks!"

See fart, flatulence, gas, scale, meter

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