What is Pettersen Scale?
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A system for measuring and rating the intensity of a fart.
1 - Silent but deadly
2 - Audible, but untraceable
3 - Downright rude
4 - Shirts over noses
5 - Causes minor tremors in confined spaces
6 - Good for crowd control, empties a room
7 - Leaves a small stain
8 - Requires a immediate change of underwear
9 - Time to see a doctor
10 - Armageddon. All of the above and self-asphyxiation leading to inadvertent suicide
"Man, that would be a 9.5 on the Pettersen Scale... I'm off home to change my daks!"
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wow. pretty much a cool kid whose in the inter circle of nicknames.. aka ci ci devy doodles and col col .. yea your jealous.. so anyway ..
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The type of shits that can be the result of binge drinking. Also can be the result of eating crappy fast food, or just being plain sick...
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I'm the Real deal.
Person 1: That kid is exactly the same as you!
Person 2: Nah, I'm Wholemeal.
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