Pettilexiosis Edit Meaning

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1. Spontaneous erection resulting from tedious inactivity (ie. long car trips, chick flick type movies, etc.) I had to have a lady friend ..

1. When one decides to get a tan, and they don't listen ot directions normally resulting in an un-even tan or it's not darker in ..