What is Petting The One Eyed Snake?


1.

the act of stroking your penis until a delightful load of love comes out.

Jeffrey's mom caught him petting the one eyed snake during the Britney Spears Video.

See pulling your pud, spanking the monkey, jerking off, markass


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