What is Petunia?
1.
Another word for vagina.
Mainly used by parents when having "the talk" with their daughters.
Keep the boners away from your petunia!!!
2.
a backstabbing, rude, shallow, overweight women who cares about nobody but herself.
i can't believe what a petunia she is.
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3.
The name of Little Pete's left forearm tattoo from the television series "The Adventures of Pete & Pete," depicting a woman in a red dress. Is frequently made to "dance" by Little Pete.
Dance, Petunia, dance!
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4.
That sexy blue skunk chick from
OMG! Petunia is soooo friggin sexy! I'd fuck her any night!
5.
1. n. A beauty of great proportions.
2. n. Everyone's favorite.
3. n. Adorable, sweet.
4. n. A true love of dogs.
"She is the spitting image of petunia."
"Petunia shines in my heart!"
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6.
An adjective to describe someone who is a bit "off". Worse than a geek but better than a retard. Also can be used to describe a blatant homosexual.
I saw Clay Aiken walking down in the village yesterday....what a petunia!
