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When someone posts two or more emoticons that completely contradict eachother.
An example of emoticontradiction:
Person 1: I'm a ..
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The "Ron Burgundy" replacement for son-of-a-bitch.
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SON-OF-A-BEE-STING Tesla.. did you really just tape that fork t..
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A female whose stomach petrudes farther outward from her body than her breasts.
Look at that fat chick with tiny boobs. What an under ..