What is Pew?
1.
The action sound for punching, shooting a gun... etc.
Like when you were a kid and you made gun noises... pew pew pew
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2.
A bar stool, or a seat at a table in a bar or beer hall.
Ironic use of "pew," a church bench.
I'll go get the beer, you go find us a pew.
3.
The sound laser guns make. Also, the sound that small, whimpy guns make.
Moar pew pew, less Q.Q!
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4.
a sound that people make when using a laser
LASERS GO PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
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5.
Pew (1) - A bench for sitting, especially during religious proceedings
Pew (2) - An exclamation of moderate smelliness
Pew (3) - The sound a laser gun makes
(1) Sit in your pew and pay attention!
(2) Pew! someone farted!
(3) it was like, pew pew, and they were dead.
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6.
when a person is half jewish and half Puerto Rican, also they smell bad and have jew fros.
"why does that pew hang out with them puerto Rican people. He STANK"
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7.
An expression of sensory dissatisfaction.
Oh man, do you smell that?....pew!