Pew Gun

What is Pew Gun?


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An imaginary weapon used to shoot your friends for any situation or succession of words that they spew out that makes them seem like a homosexualor pussy. You must hold your hand with your thumb and forefinger out, at a 90 degree angle, so your hand looks like a gun, and yell "Pew pew pew" as many times as you deem sufficient. Instances requiring the use of the Pew gun include, but are not limited to, the following:

talking on the phone with your girlfriend more than 5 times a day, or more than 10 minutes at a time; eating a salad; watching access hollywood or any similarly gayshow; drinking a bitchdrink ( fuzzy navel, margarita, etc.) or otherwise doing something fruity.

Doug: Come on, let's get wasted!

Gus: Wait, I have to call my girlfriend first.

Doug: (holds his hand out for the Pew gun) Pew pew pew!

Gus: Yo, you wanna hit this blunt? It's some good shit.

Doug: Nah, I gotta finish my homework and then I'm making myself a fuzzy navel.

Gus: (holds his hand out for the Pew gun) Pew pew pew!

See pew, gay, gun, fuzzy navel, margarita


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