What is Pewt?
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A fart unceremoniously released in church, reverberating off the pew to the shock and entertainment of those around.
John totally pewted during communion this morning!
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2.
the oposite of
person a: Aww man, we did terrible in (insert game or other here)
person b: Thats total pewt!!
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Random Words:
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Someone who has strange fetishes like fucking in the middle of the road with your brother or sister covered in cream pie while the horse..
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Cockney rhyming slang for "eyes".
Feast your mince pies on that!..
