What is Pewt?
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A fart unceremoniously released in church, reverberating off the pew to the shock and entertainment of those around.
John totally pewted during communion this morning!
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2.
the oposite of
person a: Aww man, we did terrible in (insert game or other here)
person b: Thats total pewt!!
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a number equal to 1.
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Going from a bad situation to an even worse.
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