Pext

What is Pext?

Peeing and texting at the same time.

The whipped boyfriend really had to pee but his girlfriend had just texted him, so he decided to pext.

See pext, text

verb - to pext

Sending a text message whilst riding a moped, usually because you're late, or just showing off.

Thomas - ''How did she react? I heard you were over an hour late...''

Will - ''I know, but I sent her a pext on the way. She still went crazy at me though.''

See pext, pexting, moped, ped, text

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