What is Pext?
1.
Peeing and texting at the same time.
The whipped boyfriend really had to pee but his girlfriend had just texted him, so he decided to pext.
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2.
verb - to pext
Sending a text message whilst riding a moped, usually because you're late, or just showing off.
Thomas - ''How did she react? I heard you were over an hour late...''
Will - ''I know, but I sent her a pext on the way. She still went crazy at me though.''
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Noun; The person on whom one blames their inability to attend to something they really didn't want to anyway.
I explained to Jenn..
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One who regularly does battle with her vacuum wielding adversaries regardless of what unsightly neck injuries are sustained.
Vacuum War..
