What is Pext?
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Peeing and texting at the same time.
The whipped boyfriend really had to pee but his girlfriend had just texted him, so he decided to pext.
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verb - to pext
Sending a text message whilst riding a moped, usually because you're late, or just showing off.
Thomas - ''How did she react? I heard you were over an hour late...''
Will - ''I know, but I sent her a pext on the way. She still went crazy at me though.''
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The state, quality, or talent of being perfect.
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The lack of knowledge of the location of the clitoris.
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When a colleague at work takes photos of ones poo, he/she is a dirty gertie.
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