Peyton Edit Meaning

1.

a sexy girl who has an amazing body. she is an awesome kisser and guys are usually all over her.

That girl is deff. a Peyton!

See sexy, amazing, hot, cute

2.

peyton pa - tun

1 v. To overachieve in meaningless circumstances while underachieving in matters of importance.

2 adj. To look utterly confused in defeat as if one were asked to divide some huge number by pi

3 n. One who generates vulgar amounts of income and still uses a discount barber.

1. Ted nailed his presentation to his peers but peytoned in front of the investors.

2. The peytoned look on his face revealed his anguish.

3. In the manner of a frugal peyton, he emerged from his Ferrari and casually sauntered into Specialcuts for a ten dollar clip.

See peyton, manning, failure, stupified, bad hair

3.

a lazy guy with no game that tends to be a giant cockblock when all he wants to do is cuddle anyway and lie about the outcome

Man, I was about to take this girl upstairs last night, had John not been such a peyton and ruined it.

See peyton, payton, payten, cockblock, dickhead, cuddle, lazy

4.

The tennis player usually referred to as Big Dog. Apparently he rapes people in a frightening way...but only when Tracy giggles.

"Tracy's giggling, get over here Peyton"

See big dog, peyton, rape, sodomy, sodomize, lonely, fat, overweight

5.

a pretentious bitch incapable of playing interesting characters whose purpose in life is pairing boring bitches opposite royal

omg the way that girl cuddled submissively up to Royal was soooo peyton

See peyton, royal, sidney

6.

a hick-town south of colorado springs.

I once knew a man from Peyton. He owned a cow.

See hick, town, colorado, cow, little

7.

very ugly girl usually a shit talking tag along slut. sends pictures of her pimple pussy to everyone and they just laugh about it. very lost and jealous.

you know that slut peyton? oh pimple cooch? LOL!

See cunt, bitch, skank, whore