What is Pez Came In His Pants?


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In the early stages of things, animal mating was common and so to arouse Pez's ginger penis, his girlfriend proceeded to rub his vigorously. There was nothing he could do, it was coming and he had to tell the world about it.

'I'm coming in my pants!!'


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